For all of you who were so excited about the possibility of a Lauren Conrad disappointment seems inevitable. The latest reports indicate the homemade flick isn’t even going to hit store shelves.

Lauren, meanwhile, should be overjoyed seeing that she really didn’t seem like she wanted it to be released in the first place. Jason Wahler, however, didn’t mind, as long as he got a some cash to help out with his court fees.
According to a source that spoke to TMZ, the tape is “very vanilla” with “nothing hard core.” The tape basically consists of the two “messing around” and nothing else.

According to Hollyscoop, SugarDVD originally offered the duo $500,000, but are retracting their offer because of Jason Wahler’s recent behavior.

“We refuse to support any person who feels that it is in any way acceptable to rattle off racial slurs and slanderous language about African-American people, people and the police department.”

It’s probably better off this way. From the sounds of it, the video wouldn’t be worth eager onlookers’ money in the first place.